Mocca - What If
What if I give you my smile?
Are you gonna stay for a while?
What if I put you in my dreams tonight?
Are you gonna stay until it's bright?
What if I give you my story?
Are you gonna listen to me?
What if I give you my heart?
Are we never gonna be apart?
Come on baby try harder
Come on baby light my fire
Come on baby be mine
'Cause you're the one I wanted to be
What if I do ignore you
Will you just walk away and cry?
What if I did disappoint you?
Are you gonna say goodbye?
What if I try to catch flying snitch?
Are you gonna come with me?
What if I give you my song?
Are we gonna sing along?
What if you leave me right here?
I'm right here and waiting for you
Advantages of Having An Engineer Boyfren
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle (heh,semogeee!!) . At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable,stable job that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too (Wheeeee~~) . Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice
in law firm (exactly like what my cousin told to me & she's a lawyer =p), most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan (if auditor, maybe still re-seating for ACCA or MICPA or CPA or whatever, hihihi) , the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you (Really mehhh??) . Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one (Apakah perempuan itu satu pekerjaan bagik mereka then?) . So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness. Hahaha, I loikesss!) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending (Erk?!) , the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the Medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever! (Suatu kisah tentang profesor giler and speciment cacats nya!)
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the
lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat
your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair (yer sangat!) , and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that (does it make sense? Logic kah??) . Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. (Good try huh Mr. Engineer! 
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Aiyak! Don't know who the genies that came out with all these 3 advantages!
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