Tu lah banyak tanya lagi....

Lesson for today, "Do NOT outsmart the question..." I've been questioning him too much about the surprise that he has for me and I made everything goes cacats!! Along the way of "why ah?" "what ah?" "where ah?" "sure meh?", I have revealed everything and finally know what does it gonna be....Waaaaaaa!! It's all my fault! The surprise will no longer be there....Sobsobsobsob.... (How can a suprise still be a surprise when you know all the details? Demit~~) Padan muke to me for being SO SO inquisitive (dasar perangai auditor...) He was planning to buy me 23 burfday GIFTS & each means a present to me since I was ONE till 23.... He wanted to be the one and only man on earth that ever gave a burfday present without missing any of the years....And the 23rd gift would be a diamond ring! (Diamond Platinum! Huwaaaa!!) I screwed up everything and he has now changed the plan to PLAN B (his back-up plan) , but still, I'm in a big regret for spoiling my own burfday surprise!! Malu bertanya sesat jalan, banyak tanya sangat, sungguh menyusahkan...Padan muke saye...Mohd Fakhruddin, apa kata kan, kita gi concert Pesta Malam Indonesia on the 15th nite and when the clock tick to 12 am 16 April, kamu selebret beseday saye kat stadium tu jer...Hehehehe

What A Woman Wants In Man (Mohd Fakhruddin sile bace!)

What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 23)
1. Macho
2. Tough (Hehhe, Castello sungguh!)
3. Financially Successful
($$$$ + RM13164.83 + RM1316)
4. A Caring Listener
(You're rite now, listening to this pathetic MICPA candidate)
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape (Aiyak! Sure or not??)
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
(Waaaa!! Gue udah screwed up semuanya deh!)
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
(Proven! Romantic poems that sound so PHYSICS and full of ELECTRONIC wordings, huhuhu)

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 33)
1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs (Harap2 still sweet since forever..)
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
(Maklumler, baby's milk & pampers & nursery expenses dah masuk list! hehehehhe)
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
(I hope MOST for this!)
10. Seing me as sexy and in good looks! Hehehe (Mioww! Hahahha)

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 43)
1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
(bini dan anak shoppaholic!)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
(Jangan asyik mo tidor aja!)
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Doesn't feel shy for bringing me to a candle light dinner!
(on 16 April!)
9. More designer handbags for me...
10. Shaves on most weekends

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 53)
1. Have sufficient $$$$ for our future days
2. Still have your eyes on me!
3. Doesn't ride on Cellica anymore! (Sile berkesedaran diri yer...)
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh undergarments
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 63)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake
(LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 73)
1. Breathing


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