Talking Adam: Episode 1

Scene 1 to 5: on teaching Ayah English.

SCENE 1:

(The Wheel on the Bus video playing on Youtube)

Adam: Ni! Ni! (pointing to another The Wheel on the Bus video)
Ayah: *click and played the video*
Adam: Ni! Ni! (again pointing to the same video)
After 15 minutes...
Adam: Ni! Ni! (again, for 20th times I guess, pointing to the same video)
Ayah: The wheel on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, Adam oiiii Ayah sampai hafai dah nihhh! *tarik rambut!*


SCENE 2:

(In the car, passing through construction area....)

Adam: Ger! Ger! *ger as in tiGER*
Ayah: Ha? Ger?
Mama: Ada tulih number tiga ker? Tapi tu construction area.
Adam: Ayah! Ger! Ger! *pointing to that construction area*
Ayah: *total clueless*
(At home)
Adam: Ayah! Ger! Ger! (dragging his huge hard cover MY VEHICLES book to Ayah)
Ayah: Owh! DigGER! Habaqlah digger. Ayah taktau bahasa omputih ni.
Mama: =___=


SCENE 3:

Me: *Sitting on the floor, ironing clothes while watching TV*
Adam: *Came and step on my ironed kain baju kurung* Ayah! Awt! Awt! (Like u say awkward)
Ayah: Apa dia? *Clueless, as always*
Adam: Ni! Awt! Awt!
Me: It's HOT Ayah. H-O-T.
Ayah: Cakaplah panaih. Ayah susah la nak faham bahasa omputih nih. Oklah, HOT.


SCENE 4:

Adam: *playing outside the house and pointing randomly to Ayah knows what* Ayah! Wer! Wer!
Ayah: Apa dia?
Adam: Wer! Wer!
Ayah: *blank* Wer? Mana?
Adam: *Walked to Maktok's not so blooming garden and pointed to this pretty blue Hydrangea.
Ayah: Oooo, floWER! Bunga lah.
Adam: Wer! Wer!
Ayah: Ok, flower. Fine.


SCENE 5:

Ayah: Adam jom mandi.
Adam: Bel? Bel? (Bel as in douBLE) *pointing to Johnsons baby shower*
Ayah: Ok, Ayah sabun.
Adam: Bel! Bel! *splashing water*
Mama: Buat BUBBLE dalam bath tub tuh.
Ayah: Buih lah buih. Pasaipa semua perkataan English ja dia nihhhhhhhh *stress not being able to catch up to Adam growing vocab* Ekekekekekekek....


SCENE 6:

Adam on something scary

Mama: Ha, pi lah situ, ada apa tuuuu. Eii takutlah.
Adam: Mah! Mah!
Mama: What?
Adam: Mah! *geleng kepala*
Maktok: Hantu Mak Limah sebab dia teman Mama tengok Hantu Mak Limah kat tv.
Mama: +____+


SCENE 7:

Adam on learning opposite words.

Mama: Adam, siapa BIG?
Adam: Ayah! *clapping his hands proudly*
Mama: Hahah! Pandai :P Ok, siapa SMALL?
Adam: Adam!
Mama: Ha bijak! Clever boy! Ok, lagi. Siapa THIN? KURUS?
Adam: Yaya! (referring to his dearie Maksu Yaya)
Mama: Ok, pandai. Now, siapa FAT?
Adam: Mama! (and walked away)
Mama: *Derhaka betui!*

Class end. =___=


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