Talking Adam: Episode 3


Adam on playing game

Mama: Adam pergi rumah Jaja main apa?
Adam: Main PON!
Mama: Huh? What PORN? (start blaming Youtube videos that he might accidentally clicked on)
Adam: Main PON! Main ASEL!
Mama: *total clueless*
Adam: Main CHESS. Ada horse.
Mama: Ok. PAWN. and CASTLE. Sorry son, I'm a chess illiterate mommy. Frankly son, I have never cared much about playing chess but sheeessshhh, you are two and already showing much interest to chess? By the way, that horse is called Knight. 


Adam on imitating adults (in this case Maktok and Tok Cik Jaja)

Adam: He was about to bend down and to pick up something from the floor and he went, "Allah..." 
Mama: Huh??
Adam: Adam akit (sakit) pinggang. Allah...Adam akit utut! (lutut)
Mama: Hmmphhhh. Macam orang tua la kan anak aku nih. Kurang kalsium ka apa?


Adam on making decision

Mama: Kita pergi makan ok? 
Adam: Anak! (Taknak). Adam nak gi mah (rumah) Jaja.
Mama: Jaja takde.
Adam: Ade. Jaja ade. Abah ade.
Mama: Tapi Mama nak pergi makan.
Adam: Mama makan. Adam nak gi mah Jaja. 
Mama: Sile lah kau makan sorang-sorang yer Mama. -___-


Adam on relating stuff

Adam: Nek Bi takdak gigi.
Mama: Tak baik la Adam nih tau.
Adam: Adik Man takdak gigi. Nek Bi Adik Man same! *laughing cheekily to his brother yang ketiadaan gigi*
Mama: Sabarlah Aiman yer....


Adam on "Pemanduan Berhemah"

During flight take off...
Adam: Mama! Aeroplane lajuuuu...!
Mama: Aah laju sebab dia nak terbang dah.
Adam: Haaa!! Laju bahaye!!!!! *so loud lah I tell you*
Mama: Teruslah aku kecut perut time take off kan? Jujur sungguh ada anak macam nih.


Adam the Drama King

Adam: *cried horribly during the blood test, kicking, squirming, screaming, ahhh everything lah!*
Nurse: *took his blood*
Adam: Still struggling to free himself from me.
Nurse: Ok dah, we are done darling.
Adam: Ok dah! Habis dah! Babai! *give flying kisses* 
Mama: Eyh? Tadi hang drama macam kena dera, sekarang can smile happily like nothing happened?
Doctor: Such a drama baby la you.
Mama: -___-


Adam the Boss

Adam: *scratching all over his body* 
Mama: Adam gatai yer? Meh mama garu.
Adam: Mama aru (garu) sini. *showing me his feet*
Mama: *garu here. garu there. as instructed lah*
Adam: Mama aru untut! (bontot)
Mama: Hah?? 
Adam: *takes off his pants*
Mama: -____- Nasib ler, anak punya. Pak hang pun tak tentu Mama nak garukan. Hahahaha! 


Adam on counting 11-20 and on

Mama: Ok, after ten?
Adam: Eleven, welve, ter-tin, fo-tin-missed fifth-teen, six-tin, ven-tin and pause.
Mama: Lagi?
Adam: Ermmm, ei-tin, nine-teen, wen-TEEN!
Mama: TWENTY. Ok lagi?
Adam: ONE-TEEN. TWO-TEEN.
Mama: *laughing hysterically kat anak sendiri* Ok, takpe. Usaha tangga kejayaan. Dah, tak payah kira banyak-banyak. Simpan belajar bulan depan. Satgi belajaq banyak hang cemuih kot. 


Adam on being lovely brother

*Eating out and Aiman not tagging along*
Mama: Tak habis kita bungkus, makan dalam kereta ok.
Adam: *Nodded* Nak bagi Adik Man nyam nyam.
Mama: Awww! You so sweet big brother. Despite getting smacked so often by Adik Aiman, makan still ingat Adik. T___T


Adam on reasoning

Adam: Nak tido mah (rumah) Jaja.
Mama: Jaja takdak rumah lah sayang...
Adam: Ade *very konfiden I tell you*
Mama: Mana Adam tau?
Adam: Jaja adak (takdak) keta. Jaja stays at home.
Mama: Haahaahha. Pandailah pikiaq jawapan nih. Must have inherited that from Mat Kown. 


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