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: : Before & After Marriage : :


Before marriage
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage
I die for you. . .
After marriage
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married
You die I help you!

Before marriage
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
"you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not,I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal!


: : Daddy, how I was born? : :

Son: Daddy,how was i born?
Dad:
Ah,my son,i guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Well.it goes like this,you see your mom and i
first got together in a chat room on MSN.Then i set up a date via e-mail
with your mom and we met at cyber-cafe.We sneaked into the
secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive.As soon as i was ready to upload,we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall,and since it was too late to hit the
delete button,nine months later a blessed little popup appeared.
Son:
.....and it says "You've Got Male!"
Dad: ?????????


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